Sunday, February 27, 2011

Robbers broke into a bank in Dublin. They expected to see one big safe, but when they got in, they found 20 small safes. They cracked open the first, but all they found was a dish of vanilla pudding "Oh well, at least we'll have a bite to eat" they said. They cracked all the safes & all contained the same vanilla pudding so they left with very full, queasy tummys. Headlines in the papers next morning said 'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED LAST NIGHT!'

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