THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR MUST READ! 1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an apointment 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "its ok dont panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist 16) Tell people that you can see their aura 17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering nside, ask, Got enough air in there? 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, &quotYour one of THEM!" and back away slowly 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on" 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is my personal space"